If our product doesn't meet your expectations, we will tell you to pound sand for FREE! You also have the following criteria to meet for a return:

• Please contact us and let us know all the details of your issue. We will need clear photos of whatever the issue is. I'm sure we will finger something out
• must be returned within 30 days of receiving the product
• must be unworn (can't resell stuff with sweat and ketchup stains on them)
• must be unwashed and in original condition

NOTE: At this time, the customer is responsible for return shipping costs.

NOTE #2: Sale items are FINAL SALE and not eligible for returns. 

NOTE #C: For items delivered by us locally, the customer can contact us and we will figure out a meeting time/place for the return. Or, they can ship the item back themselves.

Do I look like Jack Sparrow to you? Or a travel agent? I don't even know where you're taking the ship to. But if you're thinking of taking some flair with ya on your voyage, it *typically* takes 2-3 days to process your order and then once shipped, another 3-10 days. We do our very best to try to have it on the low end.

Well, Mack takes some people out on his fishing boat once in a while but I don't think it's free. The shipping for shirts is ALL FREE. The shipping for the "Whatnot" depends on how heavy the order is, but starts at $14.90. I know that's bananaland but even with that charge, we lose money on the shipping so quit your whining.

At least 10% of the profit goes towards the battle vs. cancer. We say "at least" because there will be special times when it is more. The money will mainly be used to fund resources to help screen for colorectal cancer, as well as build awareness around completing those screens for those who are eligible. There will be times the money will be going towards helping families pay for travel and treatment costs during the long road they have.

Unfortunately we're not in the food industry. Lo-cal shops ain't our wheelhouse. But T-shirts and whatnot are, and when you follow us on the socials, you will see where you can meet us in person.

Instagram, Facebook, YouTube

That shine and protruding widow's peak can't be manufactured - of course it's real.

Are you gonna ask why my mother's in a wheelchair? Have some respect.

Wouldn't you like to know.