To collectively pull life’s finger so we can make some noise against cancer.

10% of all our profits will be going towards the fight to nip colorectal cancer in the butt. In some instances, the money will be going towards families who need it to assist in treatment costs for different cancers (not necessarily colorectal).

Whether it's the shirt show we run, or the products we sling out of our shirt hole and whatnot, we want our offbeat farce to cause lifted cheeks everywhere, using that attention to positively impact the fight against cancer.

PLEASE - IF YOU KNOW ANYONE ELIGIBLE FOR COLON CANCER SCREENS, GET THEM DONE! A CRAPPY TEST CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!