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Almond milk?

$59
ColorSand
SizeL

How do you milk an almond? I've never seen it happen. Santa sticks to the 3.25% cow's high test.

  • CHECK SIZE CHART  BELOW TO CONFIRM YOUR TALLNESS AND GIRTH!
  • Gets a little spandexxy around the neck, wrists, and waist
  • Just your good ol' classic fit for everyone.
  • 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Width (cm) 102 112 122 132 142 152 162.6 172.8
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5


Care Instructions

How Inside out to protect print.
Wash Machine washable in cool water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on low to medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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Almond milk?

$59

How to Wipe Your Shirt

Although cold pools cause big shrinkage, cold washing with cold drying does not.

  • Cold water wash and inside out
  • Hang dry for best results
  • Wash-instructions-rebel like me? Potentially order a size up
  • SIZE DOES MATTER - CHECK SIZE CHART

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