Don't Test Santa
$59
Better be good this year or Santa might trade a dookie for a cookie.
- CHECK SIZE CHART BELOW TO CONFIRM YOUR TALLNESS AND GIRTH!
- Gets a little spandexxy around the neck, wrists, and waist
- Just your good ol' classic fit for everyone.
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| How: | Inside out to protect print. |
| Wash: | Machine washable in cool water with like colors. |
| Dry: | Tumble dry on low to medium setting. |
| Store: | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
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How to Wipe Your Shirt
▼Although cold pools cause big shrinkage, cold washing with cold drying does not.
- Cold water wash and inside out
- Hang dry for best results
- Wash-instructions-rebel like me? Potentially order a size up
- SIZE DOES MATTER - CHECK SIZE CHART
Size Matters - Find Yours
▼Check out the size chart below to find your perfect fit.
