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Taking Jokes Father

$35
ColorMilitary Green
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Dads are always taking things father than they have to go.

  • Light enough to feel a warm summer breeze
  • Heavy enough to hide your nipple hair
  • Semi fitted / unisex - CHECK THE SIZE CHART BELOW
  • Soft as cotton
  • Coincidentally, made from cotton; 100% ringspun cotton (Dark Heather is 35% cotton, 65% polyester)
  • These shirts shrink a bit unless you use cold water to wash, and hang to dry

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Taking Jokes Father

$35

How to Wipe Your Shirt

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Although cold pools cause big shrinkage, cold washing with cold drying does not.

  • Cold water wash and inside out
  • Hang dry for best results
  • Wash-instructions-rebel like me? Potentially order a size up
  • SIZE DOES MATTER - CHECK SIZE CHART

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